Tuesday, June 15, 2010

That's my cute birthday Heidi

Scarlet and I have decided to butt in here for a moment and write a blog for our favorite birthday lady in the whole world. We both call her Heidi. Here's just 29 things that we love about our Heidi:
1: I love Mommy everyday because she's beautiful (Scarlet)
2: She's one hot sexy dancer. It's true. She's really good!
3: Sometimes she cleans up my toys with me, for me (Scarlet)
4: Heidi makes me laugh more than anyone else. She's so dang funny. I used to think I was funny, but she's way funnier than me. The things that come out of her mouth and mind really are laugh out loud funny sometimes.
5: She loves Rosie, and I love Rosie too (Scarlet)
6: Heidi sings like an angel. I love listening to that voice sing. And she writes such great songs too. She a wrote a great song for me when we were engaged. She was so nervous to sing it for me that we had to put a blanket over us while she sang it so I couldn't see her face.
7: She's good at sharing lots. (Scarlet)
8: She makes the cutest kids I've ever seen. Rosie with her dimples that you just want to bite, and Scarlet with her lips and smile that just make ya so happy.
9: And she takes me to Hannah's house (Scarlet) - Hannah is Scarlet's best friend that lives a few houses down
10: Not many people know this, but Heidi is an artist. She would probably say she's not that good, but I think she paints and draws really good. I would hang all of her paintings on every inch of our walls if she'd let me.
11: My mom takes me to the library and Hannah to the library (Scarlet)
12: I like to watch her play soccer. She's so stellar at it. And those legs are so nice and sexy. I guess I like to watch her play, but I really like to watch her legs play soccer! She's playing a soccer game tonight, on her birthday by the way. So she should win 'cuz it's her birthday, don't ya think!
13: She takes me to the museum ... I mean gymnastics ... and sometimes the museum. Dad, what is the museum? (Scarlet)
14: She says nice things to me. For some odd reason, she's still attracted to me. She says she likes my hair, and what I'm wearing, and even though I've gained a little unwanted pounds, she says she loves me all the more. Nice huh?
15: She does oatmeal and sprinkles for me. And she makes me mogurt of the oats. I like mogurt (Scarlet) - mogurt = yogurt
16: I think she should open a restaurant because she cooks such yummy stuff. She makes this sandwich that I call "The B.E.A.M.er" Bagel Egg Avacodos Meat er I love it. People would buy I tell you!
17: She reads books and sings me songs, I like her Daddy (Scarlet)
18: For my birthday, she learned one of my favorite songs on the guitar (The Wind, by Cat Stevens), recorded it, put it on a CD and played it for me whilst we drove. She just rocks like that!
19: She pushed me on the swing, but now I do straight-bend and I know how to swing (Scarlet)
20: I wouldn't recommend playing the following games with her: Boggle, Anagrams, Slaps, or Silent Football. She's just too dang good at them.
21: She probably lets me watch a show. When it's night night sometimes, but not sometimes. Probably when it's PBS kids she lets me watch it (Scarlet)
22: I love the way she remembers every word to every song. It's really amazing. Especially since I can barely commit all of I Am A Child Of God to memory. It's funny when almost any random song comes on like Vanilla Ice's, "Ice Ice Baby", or stuff from the band Chicago, she knows every single dang word. It's downright sexy!
23: Scarlet said, "She teached me to read.", "You know how to read Scarlet?", "Yes, look." She then showed me the sign for reading in sign language. So maybe Scarlet really meant that Heidi taught her how to do sign language.
24: Did most of you know that she can still do double back layovers or whatever you call em? You know, those things that cheerleaders do all the time when they run and go and flip over and over. She can do lots of cool funky stuff on the trampoline too. But the craziest part is that she was doing flips and stuff on the tramp when she was like 8 months pregnant. Maybe that's why our babies are so bouncy and all over the place.
25: Sometimes she helps when I go potty, but sometimes I can go by myself (Scarlet)
26: Our minds are connected. When I'm cold, she's warm and will snuggle with me to get me warm. And when she's cold, I'm warm and snuggle with her. So we do a lot of snuggling. She's so dang brilliant at snuggling. I've never met a better snuggler than Heidi.
27: She likes me when I paint. She likes me. She likes when I ride my bike. And she likes when I go to Hannahs.
28: Her testimony rocks. I love to talk to her about everything. She makes me think about stuff and look from different perspectives. If you're ever in the need of a good chat, you can always count on Heidi.
29: She changes the diapers!!!!!!! I know I don't tell her enough, but I really HATE changing poopy diapers. It makes me gag. It makes me wanna puke. When I have to change them (cuz Heidi isn't around) I have to take a deep breath, stuff my face in my shirt, and go as fast as I can. It's terrible for me! So she changes them! Oh I love me some Heidi! She rocks!

There's about a billion other things that we love about Heidi. Maybe a trillion other things. She's the best mom, wife, friend, companion, confidant, partner, cooker, dancer, athlete, artist, singer, etc. etc. etc. and Heidi that we know! We love you birthday girl!

7 comments:

KATIE HOFHEINS said...

Happy Birthday Heidi. (I'll have to look a little closer at these "sexy legs" of yours.)

Kathy said...

Happy Birthday Heidi! I agree with David and Scarlet (except I just was watching your mad ball skills when you played soccer...I'll let David take care of the other :) Love you.

The Johnsons said...

This was so fun to read! A belated happy birthday Heidi, you really are an AWESOME girl, it is easy to love all those things about you!

Lilly said...

This was darling darling DARLING to read. Thanks Davers! I love me some Heidi too!! Happy belated birthday lovely lady!

Lisa said...

Happy Birthday to you. Man, if I was a better friend I would remember it is your birthday BEFORE I read your hubby's cute post. Nuts. It is definitely time for our "summer birthday" girl's night out. I hope you had a fabulous day! You certainly deserve it!

Jena said...

happy birthday girly girl! Wish I could have been there to do something crazy like go out to lunch or something. one more year of your twenties...what are you going to do with that glorious year? love ya lots!

Perry Family said...

that's the sweetest post ever! and I do have to agree that you are one funny dude!! I'm glad you have funny wife, too! Hope it was a great birthday!